George Lucas To Ruin Barack Obama Story, Too

George Lucas, who createdStar Wars and Raiders of the Lost Ark three decades ago and has spent all his time since then trying to ruin them, says his new hero is Barack Obama. In Japan promoting the latest Indiana Jones movie, the Lucasfilm billionaire said he loves Barry so much because "for all of us that have dreams and hope, is a hero." (?) Lucas says he's working on a "prequel" about when Obama's dad was a goat-riding archaeologist on his home planet of Tatooine, where he found a bunch of dumb CGI monsters from space. The computer program Jar Jar Binks will do all the acting. [AFP]

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