That's the beginning of any good story.

"I was eating souffle at Rise Restaurant with Laura and two buddies," Bush said when asked what he was doing when he received the call from President Obama, according to an ABC News contributor who attended the event.

YOU KNOW IT! Bushy was getting his souffle on, son! How much does that fucker LOVE his souffles? Tell us, Yelp review of this restaurant:

We sat at the 'George Bush' table, which is essentially old school desks that you can lift up and discover where George, Laura, and Condy signed their name. If only the company I was with were Republican. Regardless of your political preference, it is still pretty cool.

George W. Bush lives for souffles! How do you celebrate such a rare occassion as bin Laden's death? Another round of souffles, of course! And they have a full bar, so it was probably as good a time as any to finally give up sobriety. [ABC News via Wonkette operative "Ari"/Yelp]