* Rudy for prez: because he will never put a de-clawed ferret into his ass. [Horse's Mouth]

* Hillary changes private jets more often than you change underwear, even has the days sewn in them like you. [NYP]

* "The only thing that can save this country is a military coup." [NRO]

* Oprah gets on the Barry Hussein train. [Newsmax]

* Military took away the porn and now goes for the blogs. Way fight for fascism, fuckers. [Wired]

* The Speaker of the Palestinian Legislative Council would like to reiterate his point in case anyone is unsure: Death to America. [Jerusalem Post]

* Bill O'Reilly insults someone every 6.8 seconds. [Romenesko]