Get Paid $50,000 For Teabagging

Have you been looking for a new "biz opp"? One that would enable you to get paid to "defend our freedom" and, oh, maybe "stop Liberal Tyranny!!"? Well look no further, because now your dream has come true: An enterprise called The TeaPartyBizOpp is offering "the first ever patriotic home based business opportunity" to help you think and grow rich while you restore America's honor. All you have to do is convince some Teabaggers to read things.

That should be easy, right? Teabaggers love words -- the angrier, the better! Judging by TeaPartyBizOpp's website (one of those fancy ".info" sites), they sound poised to deliver:

If your like most Americans your probably very angry at what’s going on in washington right now. Most American’s are waking up to the fact that their freedom is in jeapordy, there starting to realize that far left radicals are now in control of almost every key decision making position in America, and there 100% committed to making the great United states of America a socialist country.

You want to keep America out of Jeapordy, right? All it costs to help do this is "around $12.00 Dollars a year." See, it could be less than $12! Or it could also be a bit more, but not much.

Still not convinced? Here's how the math shakes down:

This opportunity combines the power of duplication for example lets say you just gathered 3 loyal subscribers - members, and everyone in your organization duplicated your efforts 10 generations deep, that would put over 88,000 members - subscribers in your organization, guess what; you get a commission from every one of there annual membership -subscription fee's.

Again: You just duplicate the power of subscribers with all of the generations of efforts, and then you get money. And if you pay more money to the Biz Opp at the outset (the Platinum Gold plan, vs. the cheap-ass basic Platinum Plan), "guess what;" you make more money from the Biz Opp for years to come.

So just gather your friends around the table (or around $12.00) and say, "Hey, friends! Stop writing your manifestos about abolishing the Federal Reserve Board for a minute and sign up for this newsletter so I can get paid $50,000 by the Internet. When I get my first paycheck I'll take you out to Applebee's, someplace fancy." Then get to hustlin' those Teabaggazines. (UPDATE: the Talking Points Memo Muckraker has more details on the 'BizOpp and its founder. [ TeaPartyBizOpp ]