Looking for something to get your very special source? May we suggest this new t-shirt from the Gawker Christmas catalogue:

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It will keep them warm and remind them of your low morals, all at the same time.What all the would-be First Amendment martyrs are wearing this winter!

I'll Keep Your Secret, But I Won't Go to Prison For You [GawkShop]

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