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GILF Update: Gov. Sarah Palin As Miss Wasilla

Way back in 1984 -- the Van Halen reality, not the George Orwell novel -- Alaska's new governor Sarah Palin was an Alaskan beauty queen. She would've been 18 or 19 at the time. The only problem with this great tale is that it appears she was in college in Idaho at the time. Meaning, it's obviously true. Topless Alaskan beauty queens ... hooray for America.


Wonkette operative "PN" says this is her portrait from those Golden Years. We say she's still the best-looking politician in America ... and remember, she's a Maverick!

'Fresh face' launched Palin [Anchorage Daily News]

Earlier: GILF: Alaska's First Gal Governor Sworn In

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Jason Kessler: SHUT UP DAD, I'M DOING NAZI STUFF!

In which the Unite The Right organizer's dad tells him to get out of his room.

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Jason Kessler is not having a good week. First, no one came to his special white people party in Washington, D.C. There were like, thirty people there, in total -- which is far fewer people than congregated this weekend in almost any place in America that is not a private residence.

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