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Giuliani Campaign Conveniently Provides List of Reasons Giuliani Will Never Be President

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Earlier this month, the Giuliani campaign lost a very sensitive 140-page "campaign plan" detailing all sorts of things about fundraising and scheduling. It ended up at the New York Daily News, and then it followed Ben Smith to The Politico, where he's finally posted the damn pdf.


The bit above is our favorite, a handy list of Giuliani's biggest weaknesses. Things like Bernie Kerik, adultery, and "social issues" (gay gay gay gay gay). Issues that would sink the campaigns of lesser men, but this loud and crazy little tyrant is thankfully too delusional to give up this early. Enjoy the South Carolina primary, guys!

The Giuliani Dossier: A Brief Tour [Politico]

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