Rudy Giuliani could have made a decent living as a Bette Midler impersonator, but instead he selflessly pursued a career as a ferret-faced political hack and failed presidential candidate. Today on Good Morning America he made the very trenchant observation that George W. Bush did not allow any domestic terrorist attacks during his presidency. This is completely true, if you disregard 9/11 and that anthrax thingy and also the shoe bomber, not to mention American Idol. [YouTube via TPM]