Go Forth and Sin No Moo
This might be the greatest, most convincing website we have ever read. Gays must be denied domestic partnership benefits for the simple reason that dogs do not MOO.
Get it? No? We'll go slowly:
Dogs do not moo.
"Meet the ex-gay penguins."
Therefore: We mustn't let Sherman marry John Stossel's cousin.
(No word yet on whether Cal Thomas can marry his cat).