God bless screen grabs.


We can scarcely believe we haven't devoted a post in our beloved series of children's bedtime stories "Oh Go Fuck Yourself (INSERT ASSHOLE'S NAME HERE)" to Our Lady Of The Tablecloth-Wearing Lie Mouth, AKA Sarah Huckabee Sanders. But we haven't, so here we go.

What was the worst thing Sarah Huckabee Sanders said or did this week? Was it when she tweeted Wednesday morning about how she was happy enough to fry a squirrel for dinner that CNN was boycotting the White House's Christmas party?

"HAW HAW HAW, MIKE HUCKABEE IS MY DAD, WHICH IS WHY MY #JOKES ABOUT FAKE NEWS CNN ARE SO FUNNY!" Shut the fuck up, but that's not the worst thing the Shuckster said or did this week.

Was her worst act of the week when she defended her white supremacist boss Donald The Stupid after he hurled racism at Navajo code talkers who helped us win World War II, by telling them all about mean old "Pocahontas" in the Senate? Sanders did her typical bullshit thing, baselessly claiming "people" (her boss sitting in the Oval Office playing with himself with one tiny hand and mashing the button for Coca-Cola with the other, allegedly) are more concerned that Elizabeth Warren "lied" about her heritage to get ahead (she didn't). It was a stupid, shitty lie (Sanders, not Warren, who, again, DIDN'T), but we've learned not to expect anything better from Sanders. Hey, at least she didn't murder a dog like her brother did.

Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the senior editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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