Blogger C. Monk takes aim at the fashion sensibilities of the homophobes at Westboro Baptist Church:
Oh dear: guy on the left is sporting a fanny pack. How unhip can one religious hate group member be? To make matters worse he's wearing it in the front, thus no longer rendering it a fanny pack, but a "crotch pack." Mercy. I don't know, perhaps he wants to direct our attention towards his crotch. I'm not sure. If I had my choice, I'd opt not to be drawn towards staring at his crotch, but that crotch pack of his just keeps beckoning me to stare at it. I wonder if he's circumcised?Talk about large, day-glo fish flopping about in small, WalMart-brand barrels! Really, shouldn't the fashionable among us turn the other cheek to such abominations? You know what they say: Hate the sin, not the sinner.
Unless the sinner is wearing black with navy. Or a poncho. Ew. — WONKETTE
FASHION HIGHS AND LOWS OF THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH [Utter Wonder]