Goddamn It, We Forgot The Impeachment Trial Was Actually Still On
I blame literally everyone on staff for knowing I have Menopause Brain and not reminding me about the impeachment trial continuing, since Evan is out. I would have badly liveblogged it for you, had all my writers reminded me about the thing that I should definitely know.
HAVE A LIVESTREAM! And a COMMENT THREAD! On the thing that LITERALLY JUST ENDED AS WE POSTED THIS, so go back and rewind it, if you so choose!
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.