* Martin O'Malley wants to raise your taxes and abort your children. [NBC4]

* "A lot of people view this comically because the case is so outrageous, but my mother-in-law has gone down four dress sizes from this whole ordeal." [Below the Beltway]

* Help us find the funk. [Olympus Mons]

* "I am NOT okay with the Holocaust." [Eavesdrop DC]

* Yeah, this is pretty fucked up. [Metroblogging DC]