In a possible new twist on outreach to black voters, the GOP seems to be trying to prove they treat everyone equally, by showing us they are not just racist against us and the Latinos, and the Asians, and the Middle Easterners, and the Native Americans, and they "Gypsies," and the Shithole Countries, and ... well, damn. I guess white people were all they had left to oppress. Why is the GOP suddenly remembering that it is perfectly fine to show ethnic bias against "some" white people? That damn Beto O'Rourke made them do it. They fear him, and they should; Beto is nice, fun, charismatic, was in a band, and he broke first day fundraising records LIKE A BOSS!

Beto O'Rourke is continuing to break records.
In the first day of his presidential campaign the former congressman from Texas raised over $6.1 million, according to NBC News. This is the largest first-day fundraising total of any 2020 Democratic contender to date, including Bernie Sanders.

Just in time for Saint Patrick's Day, Beto O'Rourke jumped into the race for the Democratic nomination. Saint Patrick's Day isn't one of the holidays where the GOP can offend dark people, so some genius Photoshop MacGyver decided it was "stereotype the Irish O'Clock," and went to work.

The GOP Twitter account fired out its dumbass meme at 9:16 in the morning, and by 9:17 they were already getting told to fuck off.

Do you recall hearing that there was a time when the Irish weren't quite ... white? The Irish (and Irish Americans) sure the fuck do. Apparently, the English have been fucking with them for about near, oh, I'd say almost a THOUSAND damn years, so, it's kinda hard for them to forget certain things. Like that time the English watched them starve. Irish people don't like that.

AND Irish-Americans really don't like the tweet the GOP sent out, nobody does, really. All the likes are from complete assholes.

From DailyMail:

The Republican Party is being accused of peddling anti-Irish stereotypes by posting Beto O'Rourke's mug shot from his drunk driving arrest 20 years ago on its official Twitter account.

The tweet included the caption: 'On this St. Paddy's Day, a special message from noted Irishman Robert Francis O'Rourke.'
O'Rourke is of Irish descent.

The GOP has never met a set of stereotypes that it didn't immediately begin a long term love affair with, but take a look at the effort they put into "mocking" Beto by posting his sexiest photo on Twitter. Oops, looks like the GOP has yet another SELF-OWN trophy to put on their fail shelf.

The photo attached to the tweet showed O'Rourke's 1998 mug shot after he was arrested for driving while intoxicated in Texas.

The mugshot was photoshopped, as a green leprechaun hat was placed on top of O'Rourke's head.

Like, really. A hat. Sigh. The GOP is so fucking lazy, it's like they hired my nine year old to make Beto looks Irishy.

Since the GOP thinks it's a joke to use stereotypes against groups that have been trying to live down shitty accusations for generations, maybe they should learn how to shut the fuck up in light of how notorious they are for getting wild and crazy themselves.

[Brett] Kavanaugh famously expressed his love for beer during his Senate confirmation hearings, during which it emerged that he had been accused of sexually assaulting a woman at a high school party more than 30 years ago.
Kavanaugh, like O'Rourke, is of Irish Catholic descent.

Oh, yes. The Schrodinger's Rapist (allegedly) who likes to hang with Squi and drink BEERS I LIKE BEERS DON'T YOU LIKE BEERS THIS MY LIFE YOU'RE MESSING WITH YES I WILL DRINK THAT BEER.

[Matt] Gaetz, the congressman from Florida, was arrested in 2008 for driving under the influence, according to the Tampa Bay Times.

Nobody knows if this is the first time or the millionth time because he has a face like a biscuit, and that's a common facestyle in Douchebagville, so he could just give a fake name and the guy he blames will look just like him. Allegedly.

Donald Trump Jr, the president's eldest son, was arrested for public drunkenness during a Mardi Gras celebration in New Orleans in 2001.

My only surprise here is that he didn't shit himself that we know of. No, really. I am surprised.

O'Rourke has talked about his arrest when running for El Paso City Council, where he served before he was elected to Congress in 2013.

'I drove drunk and was arrested for a DWI in 1998,' he said during his campaign last year.

'As I've publicly discussed over the last 20 years, I made a serious mistake for which there is no excuse.'

Bottom line is that the GOP loves being racist so much that I was finally able to find the anti-white racism that I have been told is going on, but couldn't find, and now I just wish would go away.

Next time the GOP wants to tangle with The Beto, maybe they should just back the hell on up. He doesn't even have to fight you back to win, and really, isn't that all that matters. Fight him, don't fight him, it's pretty obvious you have no idea wtf to do with Beto, and boy oh boy, that is enjoyable as hell. Thank you, Beto, and good luck in your campaign!

[DailyMail / politicususa]

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Once upon a time... about ten years ago, a group of entirely ridiculous men burst onto the scene wearing stupid hats and telling men that wearing stupid hats and telling men that walking up to women in bars and insulting ("negging") them would get them laid. This did not last long, as women also had televisions and computers and were completely aware of these tricks as well, so when some ass came up to us in a bar and said "Hey, nice nails, are they real?" we would laugh and laugh and loudly announce "Oh my god, this guy just tried to neg me! Can you believe that shit? HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY JUST TRIED TO NEG ME!" and then refer to him as "Mystery" the whole night.

Most of the men who tried that shit only did so a few times before realizing that it wasn't going to work, and thus moved on to other things. Perhaps things that did not involve furry hats and coming off as a huge creep. We may never know, because I would assume that those who tried it are now extremely embarrassed and would never, ever admit to this to us.

Still, there were a few men willing to eat that shit up, as well as some grifters willing to take advantage of that. Said grifters tended to be extremely misogynistic and seemed more like they were teaching men how to be as despised by women as they were than teaching them how to actually be liked by women.

Some of them, like Roosh V, a creepy weirdo who actually does live in his mom's basement, actively encouraged men to rape women who were intoxicated to the point of being obviously unable to consent.

However, even that branch of the PUA tree is wilting away. Many "self-help" style PUA forums like Nextasf and RSDnation are shutting down or have already shut down. In March, Chateau Heartiste, a batshit crazy PUA turned White Nationalist/Alt-Right blog was shut down by Wordpress. This week, rape advocate Roosh V (whom you may recall once called yours truly a "Wonkette typist/clown face, would not bang") announced that he was renouncing his PUA ways and devoting himself to Jesus. He explained to the forum he manages that he would no longer be allowing anyone to discuss premarital "fornication."

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'Baby Geniuses' star Jon Voight took to Twitter early this morning to proclaim his undying love for Donald Trump, probably because there is no one left in his life who will listen to him talk about this, or anything else, in person. In this video rant, Voight encouraged members of the Republican Party, whom he apparently thinks are the only real citizens of the United States, to stand by Donald Trump and "acknowledge the truth" that he is the best President since Abraham Lincoln.

Part ONE:

People of the Republican Party, I know you will agree with me when I say our president has our utmost respect and our love. This job is not easy. For he's battling the left and their absurd words of destruction. I've said this once and I'll say this again. That our nation has been built on the solid ground from our forefathers, and there is a moral code of duty that has been passed on from President Lincoln. I'm here today to acknowledge the truth, and I'm here today to tell you my fellow Americans that our country…

Oh no, not our absurd words of destruction!

Part DEUX:

is stronger, safer, and with more jobs because our President has made his every move correct. Don't be fooled by the political left, because we are the people of this nation that is witnessing triumph. So let us stand with our president. Let us stand up for this truth, that President Trump is the greatest president since President Lincoln.

Does Jon Voight not know there have been... other presidents? Can he name them? Because really, it does not sound like it. Does he also not know that a very big chunk of the Republican Party actually does not care very much for Abraham Lincoln? Namely those defenders of Confederate statues that Trump called "very fine people?" Also, did he intentionally diss their beloved Ronald Reagan?

Who can know? Who can even tell what he is trying to say or why he is trying to say it. He doesn't appear to have tweeted much since 2016, so I'm guessing whoever's job it was to keep him from tanking his career quit. Either that... or after filming the seventh season of Ray Donovan, he found out it's going to be canceled or his character is getting killed off or something and he is now free to be a jackass? I don't know, I haven't watched the show, although my parents are very into it and mad that I haven't watched it. Literally all I know about it is that it has something to do with Boston, because they keep mentioning that to me like it's a selling point.

It seems useless at this point to note that the people who scream their faces off about how bad it is for Hollywood celebs to support liberal causes, and how they should keep their politics to themselves, etc. etc. make a way bigger deal than normal people do whenever a Big Time Hollywood Celebrity like Jon Voight or, uh, Scott Baio, supports their cause. Mostly because they're the only ones who have elected a reality TV star and the star of Bedtime for Bonzo (who by the way, also once practically ruined a perfectly good Bette Davis movie with his bad acting. Which is not to say that Dark Victory is not fantastic and probably the best thing to watch if you want to sob your face off, but he was very bad in it.) to run the country.

But we might as well do that anyway, because it actually never stops being funny.

[Jon Voight Twitter]

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