Hey, remember on Friday when Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein announced that there was NO COLLUSION and everyone in Trumpland had been cleared of all crimes? And then he said that Donald Trump won fair and square by being an amazing candidate?

YOU DON'T? Well that's probably because it never happened! Never fear, though. The Republicans just kicked the #HOTTAKE generator into overdrive to flood the plain with bullshit.

The indictment was 37 whole pages long! Mueller must have laid all his cards on the table, right? Plus, Rosenstein went out of his way to say three times in his press conference that no evidence of collusion exists IN THIS INDICTMENT, which is science proof that no evidence exists! Think about it.

Liz Dye

Liz Dye lives in Baltimore with her wonderful husband and a houseful of teenagers. When she isn't being mad about a thing on the internet, she's hiding in plain sight in the carpool line. She's the one wearing yoga pants glaring at her phone.

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