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GOP Strategists Gone Wild: Frank Luntz

luntz.jpgDo you want to hear a story about Frank Luntz making a drunken fool of himself? Sure, we all do! Let's go back to the hazy, crazy early 1990's:


Luntz was also an extremely accessible professor often making himself available to students while they were out partying. One night Luntz even came over to the house I shared with eleven others to play beer pong. He quickly got drunk and very loud. So loud that a studying housemate took away our sole ping pong ball to put a stop to the game. But Luntz would not hear of it and he instantaneously submitted to my housemates demand (for the ball) that he get down on his knees, kiss my housemates feet and beg for forgiveness. He got the ball back and the game continued.

We, uh, can't vouch for the accuracy of this story, naturally, but it's still pretty damn funny.

BEER PONG WITH FRANK LUNTZ [Hot Potato Mash]

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ProPublica released a recording yesterday of children in a Customs and Border Protection (CBP) detention facility crying for their parents after being subjected to the tender mercies of the New Cruelty.

The children are distraught, sobbing, inconsolable (not that the Border Patrol agents seem especially interested in consoling them). As ProPublica notes, "They scream 'Mami' and 'Papá' over and over again, as if those are the only words they know." You do not want to listen. But maybe you must.


One Border Patrol agent makes a very amusing joke as he hears all the children crying: "Well, we have an orchestra here [...] What's missing is a conductor."

Can anyone doubt that SS guards made similar jokes as children were unloaded from boxcars?

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Mark Sanford is all mopey because he just lost his cushy Congress job after Donald Trump said mean things about him on Twitter. This was not the expected ending of a distinguished career, which involved lying to his constituents as governor about his whereabouts because he was conducting a clandestine affair.

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