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GOP Superhero Donald Trump Calls For Revolution, Changes Mind

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You saw it happen, folks. You sat on your big butt and you watched Barack Obama, who was not born in America, steal the election — again — so that he can ruin the country and impose sharia law.


He had four years to impose his evil Muslim ways, and he didn't, but that's not evidence of ANYTHING, and we are still in grave danger.

Thank goodness a brave, brave patriot like Donald Trump is around to point us in the right direction, by bravely tweeting that we should have a "revolution!" and then bravely deleting those tweets.

Donald "That Fuckin' Guy" Trump may have bailed on his tantrumtweets, but we have not, OH NO! And we took a picture of them before he deleted them, because that seemed like just the kind of upstanding thing he would do:

Hey, you who are pointing and laughing! Stop that. Place that pointing mockfinger over your heart, because we are in the presence of a patriot. Sam Adams deleted plenty of tweets in his day, and that was before anybody had to even whine about the electoral college. Trump is fighting a corrupt system, which he was participating in as a candidate for a while, but now he sees it's totally corrupt, because he didn't get what he wanted.

Now he sees the truth, and graciously showed us, for a minute or two, before chickening out. When do we march?

Check out Wonkette on Facebook and Twitter, and, if you're really excited, Rich Abdill is on Facebook and Twitter too.

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It's the night before the two-night Democratic primary debate extravaganza, and we're already tired. Turns out having 20 candidates spread across two nights when only six or eight of them matter is not the must-see TV we all thought it was going to be! But that's not to dissuade you from getting excited! We're excited! We're so excited! We're so ...

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SCARED!

In case you need a reminder, here is how it's going to go down:

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Lately he's been blowing smoke from another orifice.

After a cursory examination of the TWELVE filings in the case against California Congressman Duncan Hunter just in the past 24 hours, we can confidently declare that that guy is a fucking idiot. The prosecutors have him by every last one of his short and curlies -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to pay for hundreds of thousands of dollars of ski trips, video games, tuition, and plane tickets for the family rabbit.

A rational human being would have pleaded down a year ago and given up his congressional seat, since he could cash out and make a lot more money as a lobbyist anyway. But not Duncan Hunter! He made the federal government chase him down and document every last carton of cigarettes, round of tequila, and Uber ride of shame home from his many girlfriends' houses in a 60-count indictment filed last August. And still this dumb sumbitch refused to admit he was caught, even after his lovely wife (and co-conspirator) Margaret Hunter flipped on him this month -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to carry on multiple affairs and you piss off the US Attorneys enough that they put every 7 a.m. Uber ride in your indictment.

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