• Reliable Source:Jenna applies to teach at Elsie Whitlow Stokes Community Freedom Public Charter School in the Mount Pleasant/Columbia Heights area; Barbara wants to work with children afflicted with AIDS overseas; twins may rent townhouse in Georgetown. . . Tucker Carlson, John McLaughlin to attend Creative Coalition's pre-ball on Jan. 20. . . Rumsfled spotted eating at Cheesecake Factory. [WP]

• Inside the Beltway: Sermon attended by Bush mentioned sex lives of politicians. . . 14-car motorcade took Bushes on two-minute ride. . . Conference on Kyoto features meditation room. [WT]

• Inside Politics:Sharpton: "Once, I was going to meet John Kerry, and I called Bill Clinton for advice. He talked to me [for] a good 50 minutes. Just before I went in to see Kerry, I said goodbye -- and when I got inside, Kerry was on the phone with Clinton." [WT]

• Rush & Molloy:Clinton stops for 45 minutes to talk to heckler: "I hope your children turn out to be as perfect as you are, sir." [NYDN]