• Reliable Source:Chevy Chase calls Bush a "dumb fuck" at People for the American Way gala: "This guy in office is an uneducated, real lying schmuck. . . and we still couldn't beat him with a bore like Kerry.". . . Clinton orders hot dog inside a bagel. [WP]

• Under the Dome:Daschle seeks television job. [The Hill]

• Inside Politics:Lieberman reportedly offered DHS post or ambassadorship to UN. [WT]

• Rush & Molloy:DiCaprio accepts Kerry loss. [NYDN]

• Page Six:Kerik fallout could lead Giuliani to run against Spitzer. [NYP]