• Reliable Source: Chevy Chase calls Bush a "dumb fuck" at People for the American Way gala: "This guy in office is an uneducated, real lying schmuck. . . and we still couldn't beat him with a bore like Kerry.". . . Clinton orders hot dog inside a bagel. [WP]

• Under the Dome: Daschle seeks television job. [The Hill]

• Inside Politics: Lieberman reportedly offered DHS post or ambassadorship to UN. [WT]

• Rush & Molloy: DiCaprio accepts Kerry loss. [NYDN]

• Page Six: Kerik fallout could lead Giuliani to run against Spitzer. [NYP]