* Heard on the Hill: Al Gore: Sinister agent of the Queen of England? ... House members outraged over changes to taco salad procedure ... Orrin Hatch uses obscure loophole in Mormon doctrine to say "shit" and get away with it. [Roll Call]

* Reliable Source: Bill and Hill drive across the street, gladhand Ellie Smeal, get a table before she does. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays: Clintons too cheap to feed their followers ... People keep buying Thomas Friedman's damn book for some reason. [Examiner]

* Shenanigans: Jesse Jackson Jr. has a Segway ... Chris Shays leaps over a fence for some reason. [Politico]

* Page Six: Eric Bogosian disses Tom DeLay, who is no longer permitted to kill men on a whim. [NYP]