Gossip Roundup: Agent Of A Foreign Principal
*Heard on the Hill: Al Gore: Sinister agent of the Queen of England? ... House members outraged over changes to taco salad procedure ...Orrin Hatchuses obscure loophole in Mormon doctrine to say "shit" and get away with it. [ Roll Call ]
*Reliable Source: BillandHilldrive across the street, gladhandEllie Smeal,get a table before she does. [ WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: Clintonstoo cheap to feed their followers ... People keep buyingThomas Friedman's damn book for some reason. [Examiner ]
*Shenanigans: Jesse Jackson Jr.has a Segway ...Chris Shaysleaps over a fence for some reason. [ Politico ]
*Page Six: Eric BogosiandissesTom DeLay,who is no longer permitted to kill men on a whim. [ NYP ]