Gossip Roundup: Another Harris Spokesperson Meets the Press

  • Heard on the Hill:Katherine Harris' own car does not have a Harris for Senate bumper sticker. Possibly due to last month's hilarious shoe-related car accident. [Roll Call]

  • Under the Dome: House Majority Leader John Boehner needs a haircut. He is still quite tan. Senator Chuck Schumer pulled a hamstring. [The Hill]

  • Reliable Source: D.C.'s congressional delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton insists she got the joke when she appeared on The Colbert Report. [WP]

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