Gossip Roundup: Blame It on Rio
Heard on the Hill: FormerJack Kingstonflack turned blogger for Senate candidateMike Bouchardposts elaborate lie about Bouchard rescuing garbage man from buring truck: "Mike Bouchard leaps into action when a garbage truck catches on fire." Video shows Bouchard kinda standing there...Jewelwas on the Hill lobbying against mastectomies or something. [ Roll Call ]
Yeas and Nays: Harry Shearercompares administration officials to Simpsons characters, hilarity ensues...Jewelagain. [ Examiner ]
Above the Dome: Arianna Huffingtonneglects to say "bitch" when singingJill Sobule-penned theme song... The Indian American Republican Conference loves George Allen...Chris Dodd'swebsite claims he's the only congress person fluent in Spanish, other Spanish-speaking members disagree. [ The Hill ]
Reliable Source: Dick Cheney: "After about 10 minutes it suddenly dawned on us we were sitting smack in the middle of a topless beach. Life is always interesting whenHenry Hydeis around." [ WP ]