Gossip Roundup: Don't They Ever Stop Migrating?
*Heard on the Hill: Senate Republicans defyDick Cheney'sdemands, sing "Happy Birthday" to him.Kay Bailey Hutchisonmissing, presumed dead...Rep. Heather Wilsonmade shirts that say "I Survived HurricaneEmanuel." Now Rahm wants one. Oh, the fun they have in Congress. [ Roll Call ]
*Reliable Source: Miss America judgeChris Mattewsasked contestants about Falkner. [ WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: Chris Matthewsalso askedMiss D.C.whereOsama bin Ladenis. [ Examiner ]
*Shenanigans: Weekly StandardusesAl Kamencolumn mocking them to sell their upcoming cruise...Juan Williams and George W. Bush: BFF. [ Politico ]
*The Sleuth: Barack Obamais freezing out FoxNews after they aired the crazy secret muslim story...Nancy Pelosireturned home from Iraq to find a terrifying raven living in her Georgetown apartment. [ WP ]