• Inside the Beltway:Schumer thinks inauguration is Republican fundraising ploy. [WT]

• Reliable Source:Joe Simpson meets Bush: "I said a lot more to him than he said to me, but I said, 'The Simpsons are big supporters.'" Bush calls Ryan Cabrera "dude." Cabrera: "I didn't know what to say, so I said, 'I love you.'". . . Pierre Thomas breaks wrist on "Broadcast News" sprint. [WP]

• Rush & Molloy: 10,000 Jesuses to protest: "Who Would I Torture?". . . Others to demonstrate at Rove's home. [NYDN]