Gossip Roundup: Hop into Bed with Someone Edition

Heard on the Hill: Intern to Rep. Ron Paul resigns after arrest at the Cannon House Office Building for pot (and bong) possession. . . Rep. John Hostettler (R-Ind.) detained for trying to bring a loaded 9mm handgun onto a flight. [Roll Call]

Inside the Beltway: Participation in the Democratic primaries was third-lowest ever. . . Sen. Mike DeWine (R-Ohio) exposes a juvenile detention center that has more drugs inside than out. . . Janitorial cart blocks a flak from exiting a men's bathroom. [WT]

Inside Politics:Toomey closes gap with Specter; The Club for Growth beings anti-Specter ads. . . Bush to address the American Conservative Union's 40th anniversary gala. [WT]

Reliable Source: The ambassador to Italy and Bush pal is suing a "stalker" for taking his penile pump from his garbage and putting it on eBay. . . Gwen Ifill, Kathleen Matthews, Margaret Bush, Kitty Kelley, Sam Solovey, Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. (D-Ill.), Sen. Jack Reed (D-R.I.), Rep. Robert Matsui (D-Calif.), and Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-D.C.) take part in "Survivor" spoof: "Since when does D.C. have anything to do with reality? When they say 'hop into bed with someone' they mean to co-sponsor a bill.". . . King Abdullah skipped meeting with Bush to lunch with Tom Hanks, John Travolta, and Jack Valenti. . . Leno to host Correspondents Dinner. . . What does John McLaughlin's dog say about John McLaughlin? [WP]

Page Six:Garry Trudeau gave $2,000 to Dean. . . Meryl Streep, Richard Dreyfuss support Kerry. [NYP and NYP]

Lloyd Grove's Lowdown:Vernon Jordan: "I don't take leaflets, ever." [NYDN]


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