• Reliable Source: Jennifer 8. Lee's landlord: "There was urinating and defecating on the property, vomiting on the stairways. The kitchen was destroyed, the floors were destroyed, my baby grand piano was used as a wet bar and taken apart." We knew we liked her for a reason. . . When Cheney met Rumsfeld in the 60s: "He was arrogant, abrasive, I thought, and he thought I was an air-headed intellectual." [WP]

• Heard on the Hill: Depending on loser of Super Bowl, either Rep. Meehan (D-Mass.) or Rep. Brady (D-Pa.) will wear winning team's helmet for a week. [Roll Call]

• Inside the Beltway: Teresa drops Kerry from last name. [WT]

• Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: Judith Regan reportedly pitching semi-autobiographical film. [NYDN]

• Rush & Molloy: Florida Assistant Attorney General mugged after calling for escort service. [NYDN]