Gossip Roundup: Jenny 8 Uses Pianos As Wet Bars

Reliable Source: Jennifer 8. Lee's landlord: "There was urinating and defecating on the property, vomiting on the stairways. The kitchen was destroyed, the floors were destroyed, my baby grand piano was used as a wet bar and taken apart." We knew we liked her for a reason. . . When Cheney met Rumsfeld in the 60s: "He was arrogant, abrasive, I thought, and he thought I was an air-headed intellectual." [WP]

Heard on the Hill: Depending on loser of Super Bowl, either Rep. Meehan (D-Mass.) or Rep. Brady (D-Pa.) will wear winning team's helmet for a week. [Roll Call]

Inside the Beltway: Teresa drops Kerry from last name. [WT]

Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: Judith Regan reportedly pitching semi-autobiographical film. [NYDN]

Rush & Molloy: Florida Assistant Attorney General mugged after calling for escort service. [NYDN]


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