Gossip Roundup: Karl Rove Loves His Dead Gay Dad
Heard on the Hill: Sen. Frank Lautenberg's(D-NJ) office announced the proud winners of its mustache-growing contest...Rep. Al Green(D-TX) chews the shit out of gum. [ Roll Call ]
Reliable Source: Georgetown bar ownerBritt Swanis attempting to save M St dive Sign of the Whale...Tucker Carlson,Mike Feldman, andPhilippe ReinesattendedJake Tapper'swedding last weekend. [ WP ]
Yeas and Nays: American Idol judgeRandy Jacksonis inexplicably having a recording session for musically-minded members of congress, backing up best Idol contestant everKelly Clarkson. [ Examiner ]
Rush & Molloy: If you'd like to reread yesterday'sRadarpiece onKarl Rove's gay stepdad, here is it again. [ NYDN ]
Page Six: Wyclef JeanonPresident Bush: "President Bush needs to smoke marijuana . . . [Bleep] Bush!" [NYP ]

