Gossip Roundup: Like Gambling, But Lame
*Heard on the Hill: Dude runs for "social director" of the Republican Communications Association, fills ballot withTalladega Nightsreferences...Murthaaide andSteve Pearceaide have hilarious reply-all mixup...Obama and David Vitterhave goddamn wacky football bet. [ Roll Call ]
*Reliable Source: EitherAmyorRoxanneis totally crushing onMartin O'Malley, who played guitar and sang with his old cover band at his inauguration... They also totally busted Israeli vice premierShimon Pereslying to journos about attending some funeral. [ WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: John Hallis going to join that goddamned Congressional "rock" "band" the Second Amendments. [ Examiner ]
*Under the Dome: The Medal of Honor is fake, worth $30. Civilian Congressional Gold Medal is real, worth $30k.John Kerrythinks this is unfair or something. [ The Hill ]
*Page Six: Bush's ex-sister-in-law Sharonhas some sort of wealthy financier fiance. [ NYP ]