Gossip Roundup: No, Really, Otherwise I'd Have Five or Six Things Up by Now

•Names & Faces: Millicent Kondracke's funeral attended byMichael J. Fox, Card, Hume, Barnes, Kristol, Krauthammer, Elizabeth Dole, Al Hunt. . .Cheryl Jacques, president of the Human Rights Campaign, weds in Boston. [ WP ]

•Under the Dome: McCain: "Presidential ambition is a disease which can only be cured by embalming fluid.". . .Jenna, Barbaraget pedicures, nearly hassled by DNC workers. . . Democrats sayColemanwaffled on issues. . .Gortoncalls for overhaul of Congress. . .Biden's home hit by lightning. [ The Hill ]

•Inside the Beltway: Guard accused of allowingMoussaouito use his cell phone. [ WT ]

•Inside Politics: First edition of decade-old book byObamagoes for $255 on eBay. [ WT ]

•Rush & Molloy: Frankshas absolutely no regrets. . .Ridgeand six agents secure the Stage Deli. [ NYDN ]

•Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: New York Times omitsLaura's visit to the Citigroup Center. [ NYP ]

•Cindy Adams: Bushto unveil cost-cutting measures such as combining departments. [ NYP ]

•Page Six: Kerry, Edwardsnoshed on gourmet shrimp, scallops, prosciutto-wrapped chicken, steak salad right after visiting Wendy's. . .Aretha Franklinto hostRangel's birthday at Tavern on the Green. [ NYP , NYP ]