• Inside the Beltway: Lady with boobs is more or less taking part in boob competition. [WT]

• Reliable Source: Rahm Emanuel is getting his house back from those dirt-faced squatters who tried to stop him from checking into the city on Foursquare. [WP]

• Heard on the Hill: Rep. Bruce Braley is trying to give people alcohol poisoning for charity, but we are not a "subscriber" to read the rest. (What is this publication?) [Roll Call]

• Rush & Molloy: This doesn't exist anymore.

• Yeas & Nays: This still exists? Okay! Apparently John McCain ate some tuna and "shared" a meal with a man. Senators: they're just like gay us! [Washington Examiner]

• Under the Dome: This does not exist.