* Reliable Source:Grandpa Huxtable turned on the Norwegian Embassy's Xmas Tree, 'cause dude loves Norway... Joan Collins goes to the Press Club, forgets name of own book. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays: Columbia College Republicans have new shirt that is kinda funny, kinda sad in light of midterm election results... Midterm losers have until Friday at noon to vacate their offices. After that, they get a cubicle with room for one member at a time... Smith Point owner to start new bar described as Smith Point for middle-aged people. [Examiner]

* Under the Dome: Did you hear? Jim Webb had some sort of altercation with George W. Bush... Pretend Rep. "Sherri Davis almost as amusing as real fake Rep. Shelley Sekula-Gibbs. [The Hill]