Gossip Roundup: Vote and Die
Heard on the Hill: Rick Santorum'smailing out bootleg LIVESTRONG bracelets that say "Santorum"... "Actress Mary Tyler Moore is coming to Capitol Hill today to promote a new magazine published by the National Institutes of Health." She wrote a poem about Diabetes. [ Roll Call ]
Yeas and Nays: P. Diddyon the 2004 election: "People didn't vote and people died..." Patrick and Jeff print the lyrics toJill Sobule'stheme song forArianna Huffington. [ Examiner ]
Reliable Source: Al Gorehas an army of brainwashed slaves heading to Nashville to teach people how to give a powerpoint presentation. [ WP ]
Lowdown: Sam SedertrashesBob Woodward,Carl Bernsteinplays Captain Save-a-Hack. [ NYDN ]