• Heard on the Hill: Rick Santorum's mailing out bootleg LIVESTRONG bracelets that say "Santorum"... "Actress Mary Tyler Moore is coming to Capitol Hill today to promote a new magazine published by the National Institutes of Health." She wrote a poem about Diabetes. [Roll Call]

  • Yeas and Nays: P. Diddy on the 2004 election: "People didn't vote and people died..." Patrick and Jeff print the lyrics to Jill Sobule's theme song for Arianna Huffington. [Examiner]

  • Reliable Source: Al Gore has an army of brainwashed slaves heading to Nashville to teach people how to give a powerpoint presentation. [WP]

  • Lowdown: Sam Seder trashes Bob Woodward, Carl Bernstein plays Captain Save-a-Hack. [NYDN]
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