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Gossip Roundup: We Had Better Get You Women Some Birth Control Edition

Reliable Source: Kerry: "I publicly acknowledge, I married up. She's grounded. She is pure woman." [WP]


Under the Dome: McCain, Ken Burns seek posthumous pardon of boxer Jack Johnson. . . Frist struggles with meal at Press Club. [The Hill]

Heard on the Hill: Email to Hill staffers seeks support for outings. . . Clinton avoids fast-food, sticks to South Beach Diet. . . New song by Tris McCall titled "Robert Menendez basta ya!" [Roll Call]

Inside the Beltway: Bush nearly kissed dog named Vixen. [WT]

Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: Bushes, Rice sneak to Georgetown wedding of White House staffers, Jenna sucks face. [NYDN]

Rush & Molloy: Sharpton shows up at party for Lauren Bush. . . Three networks seek Paula Jones interview. [NYDN]

Page Six: Teresa to 1,000 female supporters: "We had better get you women some birth control, there are so many of you here!". . . Pete Townshend dubs Michael Moore a bully. [NYP, NYP]

Cindy Adams: Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen plan 30-city tour for KE. . . Edwards rakes in donations from trial lawyers. [NYP]

Liz Smith: Some Democrats hope against KE surge, fearing Cheney would be dropped. [NYP]

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What did we say this morning? Something about how "They want a war with Iran," and "Please do not listen to news reports about Trump telling his people to cool their jets with the Iran talk, because they want a war with Iran, and all they are looking for is their trigger"?

News came out early this morning that Iran shot down a US drone in the Strait of Hormuz, outside Iranian waters. Let's see what our president and his war-bonering GOP shitmouths in Congress have had to say about that:

Great. Just great. So what's happening now?

Awesome. Just splendid. Trump is having a cuddle party today with John Bolton (who's had a hard-on to bomb Iran since the Bush administration); Mike Pompeo (who's been making the rounds lying and saying Iran and al Qaeda are best friends, thus implying that it's very legal and very cool for Trump to strike Iran without congressional authorization, based on the Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) Congress voted for five days after 9/11); and Patrick Shanahan, the outgoing acting Defense secretary, who will make way for another acting Defense secretary, because who needs real Defense secretaries? (The new guy, Mark Esper, is part of the meeting too.) And as Senator Schatz points out above, Trump is emotionally unstable and doesn't know dick about foreign policy, so it's just great that he's having an emergency meeting with these unhinged hawks about this right now.

Tell us what this all means, unhinged hawk Lindsey Graham!

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