Gossip Roundup: What I Meant to Say Is That It Describes a Sex Life, Just Not Mine
• Reliable Source:Kerry considers his barn jacket lucky. . . McCartney adds a line during performance: "Let it be Kerry!". . . eBay auction for P.Diddy to accompany voter to the poll. [WP]
• Under the Dome:Lorne Michaels receives Mark Twain Award. McCain, Dodd, Tina Fey, Conan O'Brien, Paul Simon, David Spade, and the "SNL" cast were in attendence. . . Ana Marie Cox: "I promise there will be sex in [my new book], but not because I had sex. It doesn't describe my sex life." [The Hill]
• Inside the Beltway:Rove scuffles with Boston Globe reporter. [WT]
• Rush & Molloy:Katherine Harris' flack calls footage of canoodling "Democratic dirty tricks": "We watched it several times and we don't see a kiss. She appears to whisper to him. It's dangerous to read body motions unless you know what was being said.". . . Hillary turned 57 yesterday. [NYDN]
• Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: Brooklyn City Councilman calls Hillary a "foxy mama." Hillary: "I think you've lost your mind!". . . Bill Bellamy eats Teresa's cookies in support. [NYDN]
• Page Six: High-profile diplomat seeking Kerry appointment carrying on affair, likely to kill his chances. [NYP]
• Fox 411:Hillary, Chelsea attend premiere of "Finding Neverland" hosted by Streisand. [Fox News]