Gossip Roundup: What I Meant to Say Is That It Describes a Sex Life, Just Not Mine
•Reliable Source: Kerryconsiders his barn jacket lucky. . .McCartneyadds a line during performance: "Let it beKerry!". . . eBay auction forP.Diddyto accompany voter to the poll. [ WP ]
•Under the Dome: Lorne MichaelsreceivesMark TwainAward.McCain, Dodd, Tina Fey, Conan O'Brien, Paul Simon, David Spade, and the "SNL" cast were in attendence. . .Ana Marie Cox: "I promise there will be sex in [my new book], but not because I had sex. It doesn't describe my sex life." [ The Hill ]
•Inside the Beltway: Rovescuffles withBoston Globereporter. [ WT ]
•Rush & Molloy: Katherine Harris' flack calls footage of canoodling "Democratic dirty tricks": "We watched it several times and we don't see a kiss. She appears to whisper to him. It's dangerous to read body motions unless you know what was being said.". . .Hillaryturned 57 yesterday. [ NYDN ]
•Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: Brooklyn City Councilman callsHillarya "foxy mama."Hillary: "I think you've lost your mind!". . .Bill BellamyeatsTeresa's cookies in support. [ NYDN ]
•Page Six: High-profile diplomat seekingKerryappointment carrying on affair, likely to kill his chances. [ NYP ]
•Fox 411: Hillary, Chelseaattend premiere of "Finding Neverland" hosted byStreisand. [ Fox News ]