Gossip Roundup: Wolf Blitzer Makes Ultimate Sacrifice
*Heard on the Hill: Dick Durbinbeat a rat to death with a golf club, bragged about his bloodthirstiness ... Rep.Diane Watsonkills by night, or possibly by day. [ Roll Call ]
*Reliable Source: Eleanor Holmes Norton, Stephen Colbertto meet in televised rematch. [ WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: Bob Edwardssays he hears Al Gore is losing weight ...Tom DeLaystill pretty much seems like an asshole. [ Examiner ]
*Shenanigans: Wolf Blitzerforced to drive himself to work. [ Politico ]
*The Sleuth: Mitt Romney's got real purty hair. [ WP ]
*Page Six: Bill Clinton,possibly eating a cheeseburger, will greet guests toHillary's fundraising spin aerobics class. [ NYP ]
*Rush & Molloy: Bored activists drag Amazon.com user-written reviews into Israel-Palestine-Jimmmy Carter brouhaha. [NYDN ]