Grabbing Life By The Ball
If you're not genius enough to figure out the rules ofkickball, then you might want to try dodgeball, which is so simple that common children play it every day, in America. The 4th Annual Dodging Diabetes Charity Dodgeball Tournament -- that's right, pretend the ball is a jelly doughnut and STAY AWAY -- is taking place this Saturday in Rockville.
The whole charity aspect of it might be a deterrent to participation, as tickets are $300 per team, but it's for a good cause, people! Perhaps you could get 100 people on your team, and then tickets would only be $3. Now there's genius!
Registration has been extended to Friday, so get it together and go outside and do something for the Forces of Good. You can also have your business or whatever sponsor a team, if you are charitable yet slothful.
4th Annual Dodging Diabetes Charity Dodgeball Tournament. Saturday, March 7, 2009. Champions Field House.