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A nice lady in Green Bay, Wisconsin,wrote her alderman, because she is a good citizen. "Hey," she wrote, "howsabout some free bus service on Election Day for the poors and democracy and suchlike?" But she wrote it classier because she is not Yr Wonkette. "Sure," Chris Wery responded, "just as soon as you, A Muslim, denounce and renounce Sharia law and Hamas." Well, um, hrmmmm?


On the one hand, it is "good" that Green Bay Alderman Chris Wery makes sure that each citizen who writes to him on topics like "transportation" is not a Muslim terrorist. On the other hand, what?

Heba Mohammad, our nice concerned citizen lady letter writer, was like, "eat a dick?" But again, she said it more classy-like, as you can see below.

Did Chris Wery apologize and realize the error of his ways? Nope, he chose to eat a dick instead.

Why did Heba refuse to answer Wery's question about whether or not she is a terrorist sympathizer while also insisting on being non-Christian? What does Heba have to hide? Why can't she follow simple orders and pledge her allegiance to America and White Jesus when she is writing letters about bus service? Heba, we are sorry, but it is about time you realized: letters to one's alderman are only acted upon when you can prove you are not a Fifth Columnist bent on destroying America, Wisconsin, and Brett Favre. Try to remember that, Ms. Mohammad, next time you decide to imprison Christians for not praying to Allah, by writing a letter about bus service.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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'Miga and Carlos' by Wonkette Operative 'Chica'

It's Father's Day, which means it's time for Yr Dok Zoom and his son to go to brunch and check out the downtown Boise Father's Day Car Show so we can ooh and ah over the very same Corvettes 'n' Mustangs 'n' lovingly-restored classic cars that are there every year, and I will probably once again point at the '68 Beetle converted to run on electricity and say, "Oh look, a Voltswagen!" Traditions matter. (Kid Zoom is 22, so I may also/instead meet him for cocktails later like grown up human people.)

Don't worry about any deep thoughts on the Meaning of Fatherhood here -- we're just going to enjoy the goofy side of dadding, which as far as I'm concerned is the best thing I've done with my time. Especially since my role model for parenting was the unnamed Dad from "Calvin and Hobbes."

As any fool knows, ice rises to the top of liquids because it's cold, and just wants to be closer to the sun so it can warm up. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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