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A nice lady in Green Bay, Wisconsin,wrote her alderman, because she is a good citizen. "Hey," she wrote, "howsabout some free bus service on Election Day for the poors and democracy and suchlike?" But she wrote it classier because she is not Yr Wonkette. "Sure," Chris Wery responded, "just as soon as you, A Muslim, denounce and renounce Sharia law and Hamas." Well, um, hrmmmm?


On the one hand, it is "good" that Green Bay Alderman Chris Wery makes sure that each citizen who writes to him on topics like "transportation" is not a Muslim terrorist. On the other hand, what?

Heba Mohammad, our nice concerned citizen lady letter writer, was like, "eat a dick?" But again, she said it more classy-like, as you can see below.

Did Chris Wery apologize and realize the error of his ways? Nope, he chose to eat a dick instead.

Why did Heba refuse to answer Wery's question about whether or not she is a terrorist sympathizer while also insisting on being non-Christian? What does Heba have to hide? Why can't she follow simple orders and pledge her allegiance to America and White Jesus when she is writing letters about bus service? Heba, we are sorry, but it is about time you realized: letters to one's alderman are only acted upon when you can prove you are not a Fifth Columnist bent on destroying America, Wisconsin, and Brett Favre. Try to remember that, Ms. Mohammad, next time you decide to imprison Christians for not praying to Allah, by writing a letter about bus service.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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