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Did you know it's "Star Wars Day" here on Earth? Yeah, ha ha, it is a funny wordplay thing -- IF YOU ARE A LISPING DINGUS -- because it's May 4, so you can say, "May the Fourth Be With You," and then somebody's just gonna wail on you, the same way Darth Vader is wailing on the stock markets today, as seen in this live video feed from the NYSE. Did you know Darth Vader just murdered the hell out of millions of people, as part of his career? And yet you let him into the Stock Exchange? [YouTube]

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