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Bet ya didn't see THAT ONE coming, but Portland, we are barreling toward you as we speak! Your comrades SisterArtemis and WomanInAMood decided to seize the means of Drinky Thing production and from them according to their ability to you according to your need (and also Power Grows From the Barrel of a Gun, probs), and throw a Wonkette meetup and sextravaganza tomorrow, Wednesday, at Peninsula Park, from 2 p.m. on! And we decided to jump in the #wonkebago and BOGART IT and not even pass it to the lefthand side!


(It's because we are neoliberals obviously.)

What does that mean for you, Seattle? It means you get sloppy seconds! Like from a sandwich, not from sex acts, because we have our baby with us, what are you, in PRISON??? We will see YOU at Golden Gardens, next Tuesday, lets call it like 4-7 p.m., that sounds good.

All right, good post everyone! T-E-A-M!

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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