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Bet ya didn't see THAT ONE coming, but Portland, we are barreling toward you as we speak! Your comrades SisterArtemis and WomanInAMood decided to seize the means of Drinky Thing production and from them according to their ability to you according to your need (and also Power Grows From the Barrel of a Gun, probs), and throw a Wonkette meetup and sextravaganza tomorrow, Wednesday, at Peninsula Park, from 2 p.m. on! And we decided to jump in the #wonkebago and BOGART IT and not even pass it to the lefthand side!


(It's because we are neoliberals obviously.)

What does that mean for you, Seattle? It means you get sloppy seconds! Like from a sandwich, not from sex acts, because we have our baby with us, what are you, in PRISON??? We will see YOU at Golden Gardens, next Tuesday, lets call it like 4-7 p.m., that sounds good.

All right, good post everyone! T-E-A-M!

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Roger Stone, you got some 'splainin' to do, Mister! Remember all those times Stone swore on his Nixon tattoo that he never had any contact with Russians, wasn't a campaign surrogate, and wasn't tipped off to stolen DNC emails in advance? Like that time he told the Washington Post:

"I've never been to Russia. I didn't talk to anybody who was identifiably Russian during the two-year run-up to this campaign," he said. "I very definitely can't think of anybody who might have been a Russian without my knowledge. It's a canard."

Stone told the House Intelligence Committee the same thing last September, but, LOL FUNNY STORY! Seems that Stone just plum forgot about that time in May, 2016 when Trump communications advisor Michael Caputo asked him to meet with Henry Greenberg, "a man with a Make America Great Again hat and a viscous Russian accent." The Washington Post reports, Greenberg was offering sexxxxy Russian dirts on Hillary Clinton, which Stone and Caputo were only too happy to grab by the pussy. But they just couldn't get there!

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Congressman Beto O'Rourke, who hopes to replace Ted Cruz in the US Senate this fall, is one of several Texas and El Paso leaders participating in a march to the just-opened tent city at the US/Mexico border in Tornillo, Texas, where children have already been imprisoned "placed."

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