Here's the latest wacky photoshop going around the wingnut blogs: It's the Oval Office, but full of hilarious socialist iconography and some old-fashioned racist fun. Can you identify the hundred things added to this image to amuse jobless old white people on their 'puters? And how many of these things would the confused elderly teabaggers even get? Is this even Political at all, or is it just some dumb 4chan or TF 'shop, for lulz? WE WILL TELL YOU WE MADE A KEY.

Can you identify all these retarded things? No? Well then, you've clearly spent too much of this Century doing work or "raising your kids" or whatever, instead of following "memes" on Animated-GIF message boards loosely related to some video game or sports team.

1. Lenin lampshade.

2. Taking down the Washington Monument.

3. Vintage USSR flag.

4. Gay rainbow flag.

5. Statue of Liberty crying in shame.

6. George W. Bush's "Mission Accomplished" banner, because why not?

7. Trio of Portraits: Ugly face 'shopped on Michelle Obama, Stalin, Mao.

8. Elmo and Barney dolls.

9. Thompson gun, Malibu Barbie convertible.

10. Nicely stocked bar.

11. Smiling black man carrying bucket of Heineken through Katrina floodwaters; the famous "black person looting" photo.

12. Lava lamp, tribal doll.

13. Mug of draught beer.

14. Midget Jimmy Carter coming up through hole in floor.

15. Obama with a hollow head holding a tiny George Soros homunculus.

16. Al Franken in diaper holding teddy bear.

17. Bong.

18. Bozo the Clown jack in the box.

19. Barney Frank lisping.

20. Katie Couric sexytime wedding dance.

21. Desk gargoyle.

22. Ghost/angel of Ted Kennedy.

23. Bowl of money to eat.

24. Terrifying war dwarf.

25. Novelty "ladies legs" lamp, golf trophy, Oscar trophy.

26. Somebody (Bloomberg?) in an Elmo/Sailor costume.

You're welcome!

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ProPublica released a recording yesterday of children in a Customs and Border Protection (CBP) detention facility crying for their parents after being subjected to the tender mercies of the New Cruelty.

The children are distraught, sobbing, inconsolable (not that the Border Patrol agents seem especially interested in consoling them). As ProPublica notes, "They scream 'Mami' and 'Papá' over and over again, as if those are the only words they know." You do not want to listen. But maybe you must.

One Border Patrol agent makes a very amusing joke as he hears all the children crying: "Well, we have an orchestra here [...] What's missing is a conductor."

Can anyone doubt that SS guards made similar jokes as children were unloaded from boxcars?

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Mark Sanford is all mopey because he just lost his cushy Congress job after Donald Trump said mean things about him on Twitter. This was not the expected ending of a distinguished career, which involved lying to his constituents as governor about his whereabouts because he was conducting a clandestine affair.

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