Check out all these stinkers trying to pretend it was the other guy who farted! Since the Obamacare repeal flamed out in July, the entire GOP clubhouse has smelled like raw sewage. All the old white guys are standing around wrinkling their noses and throwing each other accusing glances. Only the orange blowhard is boorish enough to come right out and shout, "WHO CUT THE CHEESE? OPEN A WINDOW, WILL YA! I'M DYIN' IN HERE!"


Whose idea was it to let that guy in? Did anyone check his references?

Right. So the president, who is definitely NOT a short-fingered vulgarian with inferior endowments, has been shit tweeting that he's going to take away Congress's health care if they don't come back here right now and destroy the American insurance market.

For the most part, Republicans have clenched their cheeks and held it in. But Monday, the pressure overwhelmed Mitch McConnell, and he finally let it rip in a roomful of Rotarians in rural Kentucky.

Liz Dye

Liz Dye lives in Baltimore with her wonderful husband and a houseful of teenagers. When she isn't being mad about a thing on the internet, she's hiding in plain sight in the carpool line. She's the one wearing yoga pants glaring at her phone.

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