Happy Birthday, Barack Obama!
What the hell, it's Barack Obama's BIRFDAY today? He's turning 25 years old and will celebrate by renting his first car. Above is his Wonkette Birthday Blingee Present. Don't spend it all in one place etc. Oh, and by the way, our annoying gift is more considerate than the senior campaign staff's gift, which is nothing, because they left it in a taxicab last night. [ABC News]