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Happy Entire Decade of Failed U.S. War In Afghanistan

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It's Yom Kippur, everybody! Happy solemn Day of Atonement! And in the "anti-day of atonement," it's also the 10th Anniversary of the Endless Fucked-up Failed Loser War In Afghanistan Against Who-the-Fuck-Even-Knows. Hooray for that?! Of course, the utterly random Afghanistan Occupation has been ahuge success for the military contractors from Blackwater to Pepsi, and a massive WIN for the death-machine & drone industry. And we guess it has given otherwise unemployable youth something to do with their time, and also it's been good for the global slavery business and opium trade. So, uh, bright side?


But how did the "Afghanis" -- and we still laugh/weep when we see U.S. papers referring to the Afghan people as "Afghanis," which is like referring to Americans as "dollars" ... which makes a certain kind of sense, when you think about it ... eh what were we even typing about? WOW GOOD OPIUM TONIGHT ... Oh yeah, how are the Afghan People thanking us for freedom today? Let's see, there's a video youtube clip somewhere around this browser WHICH IS SWIMMING IN DELIRIOUS/CALMING COLOR SWIRLS ... uhh:

GAH! Everybody is occupying everything everywhere, even the people of their own various countries, what is even going on, only the American Military/State Dept./Pizza Hut is supposed to occupy shit, GAH HAPPY YOM KIPPUR. [Daily Mail]

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No pressure in November, but looks like the Supreme Court is going to do FUCK ALL about gerrymandering this term. In a unanimous decision authored by Chief Justice Roberts, the Court remanded the landmark Gill v. Whitford redistricting case on standing -- in other words, they won't be ruling on it because the plaintiffs challenging the gerrymander hadn't adequately proved that they personally had the right to challenge Wisconsin's preposterous districts.

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We have been hearing ever since late last week that Michael Cohen is probably about to be arrested and probably going to be indicted on one million charges and probably maybe might be about to try to flip and make a deal so that he doesn't end up in prison for the rest of his natural life. In fact, we have been hanging our hopes on it, because everything else sucks. Sure, we are still filled with joy over how Paul Manafort is on day four of JAIL, MOTHERFUCKER, JAIL, but then we remembered what is happening on the border and what we are saying right now is we need something happy.

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