Hooray, it's... an ugly Blingee! It depictsAmerica's Fence, keepin' those perverts away from America's Piper Palin, except for the ones that can moondance through the large, large gap. Happy Memorial Day weekend to the troops, as well as regular humans! Everyone walkin' around the beach, stone drunk, no pants, no nothin'... (Also, your departing editor "Jim" will be working at Wonkette through next Wednesday, because why not?)