July 03, 2006 03:06 PM
Happy No News Day!
July 3, 2006: Top Stories:
- North Korea: Still have nuclear weapons, still want to bomb the shit out of us.
- Al-Zarqawi: Still dead, still causing trouble.
- Sy Hersh: Still concerned about how we want to bomb the shit out of Iran.
- Space program: Still pointless, dangerous joke.