Happy South American Wedding Engagement, Jenna!

Guess who's maybe getting engaged to Karl Rove's former intern? The great Holocaust author Jenna Bush, that's who!

The former teen drunk is all grown up now. She runs secret diplomatic missions for her wrecked dad, got herself a $300,000 publishing contract despite having never written anything bigger than a bar tab, and now she's supposedly planning a wedding with long-suffering boyfriend Henry Hager.

Jenna dumped Henry and moved to South America last year, and she's been bringing her special brand of Bush Family Chaos to every poor country she visits.

Breaking: Jenna Bush Is Secretly Engaged! [Jossip]


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