Happy South American Wedding Engagement, Jenna!
Guess who's maybe getting engaged to Karl Rove's former intern? The great Holocaust author Jenna Bush, that's who!
The former teen drunk is all grown up now. She runs secret diplomatic missions for her wrecked dad, got herself a $300,000 publishing contract despite having never written anything bigger than a bar tab, and now she's supposedly planning a wedding with long-suffering boyfriend Henry Hager.