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Hardball Host Matthews: I Cried Watching West Wing; Predicts Cousin-Fucker Will Be Next Prez; Hates Presidential Ranches

matthews.jpgOutside the Beltway has posted video of right-wing zealot Chris Matthews's recent appearance on Jay Leno.


Among the political hairballs the Hardball host coughs up in four-plus minutes of barely uninterrupted bloviation that has been banned from Gitmo as the equivalent of torture: He cried bipartisan tears when Jimmy Smits offered Alan Alda the Secretary of State slot on The West Wing; wishes we hadn't invaded Iraq; thinks "Newt Gingrich is World War 3"; is "tired of presidents with ranches"; and predicts Rudy Giuliani will be the next president of the United States.

Free advice for Rudy G machine: Since Rudy's first marriage was to his second cousin, Regina Peruggi (annulled after 14 chaste years), he might want to tap celebrity cousin-marriage advocate John Stossel to craft the message on this surefire issue.

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