What do poor, stupid Americans love more than anything? Sitting on the couch and eating buckets of fried chicken while watching televised wrasslin', that's what! Here's Hillary promising to "stick it up your ass" if you don't vote for her, and Barack threatening to "send you to white concentration camps" for being so fat and dumb, and John McCain being used as a folding chair to comically knock the teeth out of a wrestler called "WAL-NUTZ Da Destroya." [YouTube]