Have the Japanese Stolen America's Laser Eagle?
Wonkette operative "Dewey" sends this important photograph from the communist stronghold of "Nagoya, Japan," where insurgents have apparently stolen America's Secret Weapon For Freedom, the Eagle with frickin' lasers for eyes. Will North Korea get hold of this crucial defense system? Why did we give it to Japan, anyway? Oh, it's actually an advertisement for cars? Never mind, then. (We mean: NEVER FORGET.)