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Have You Heard About Our New President, Chuck Hagel?

Alberto Gonzales' resignation and Larry Craig's bathroom hi-jinx can finally be exposed as nothing more than an elaborate stage-managed Illuminati world kabuki (or bukkake) sham, because we've got exclusive photographic evidence that Nebraska Senator Chuck Hagel has been chosen as U.S. President.

This chilling banner is hanging from an abandoned office building in Butte, Montana. Thanks to Wonkette Operative F.U. (real initials!) for the picture. No more 2008 campaign! We will leave Iraq tonight! Even though Hagel's a right-wing nut and we no longer have a democracy or whatever, you have to admit this is all kind of a relief.

Bloomberg and Hagel for 2008? [Washington Post]

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